My Dog is Allergic to Chicken

And I am allergic to Latex.

Azelia : Condoms are made from Latex. Good luck in the future.

Great life...

Weird...

So, I was lazing at home while my parents were out. And then the doorbell rings.

There were three guys there dressed in the baju melayu thing (I think).

And they were asking to see my father since they wanted him to go to the mosque for something. Yeah, I just heard the word 'family'.

It was weird.

Yeah, and Alya, Friday should be able to work. Can you come Vien?

I am a tag magnet.

01. Who was your last text from?
My Add maths tuition teacher. (wow I sound sad)

02. Where was your default picture taken?
I have no idea. Must be my room.

03. Your relationship status?
Single.

04. Have you ever lost a close friend?
Yup....

05. What is your current mood?
Sleepy and sick

06. How many siblings do you have?
one

07. Whats your brother(s)/sister(s) names?
Brandan

08. Where do you wish you were now?
On a holiday, maybe in the Himalayas or jungle trekking or island hopping or BALI.

09. Have a crazy side?
Of course, my friends can be witnesses of what happens with me and a Coke can

10. Ever had a near death experience?
If you count that needle *shudders*

11. Something you do a lot?
Sleep, eat, read, swim

12. Angry at anyone?
Nope, everything is peaching. If I was angry at anything it would be Alya's phone.

13. What's stopping you from going for the person you like?
The fact that he isn't here yet...

14. When was the last time you cried?
When the pointy needle was infront of my eye.

15. Is there anyone you would do anything for?
Nope, there has to be a reason WHY first.

16. What you think about when you are falling asleep?
How warm it is nowadays...(gets up to adjust temperature)

17. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
Becky

18. What is your favorite song?
It changes from month to month. Now it's dance with the devil by Breaking Benjamin.

19. What are you doing right now?
The song from no. 18

20. Who do you trust right now?
Me, my close friends, my parents.

21. Where did you get the shirt you are wearing?
An old one. From Body Glove.

22. Have you kissed someone in the past week?
Nope.

23. Who is your friend that lives closest to you?
Zarrah.
24. Describe your life in one word?
Bright. And Interesting.

25. Who are you thinking of right now?
Alya, who is being kept in the dark by her hp.

26. What should you be doing right now?
Doing moral research.

27. What are you listening to?
Hot Stuff by Donna Summers.

28. Who was the last person who gave you a hug?
Azelia.
29.the last person who yelled at you?
Um....a teacher?

30. Do you act differently around the person you like?
Don't know, never been around one.

31. What is your natural hair color?
I was born bald!

32. Who was the last person to make you laugh?
Joanna with her 'brittle bones in her legs'

33. Who was the last person to make you sad?
I rarely am sad. Done.

34. What do you hear?
The fan and a distant motorbike.

35. Is your hair curly or straight?
in between

36. Has anyone ever called you "scrumptious before?
Ew. Nope. And that person would not be alive.

37. Do you have a best friend?
Who doesn't?

38. Held hands with the opposite sex in the past 3 days?
Nope

39. Do you use smiley faces on the computer?
Sometimes...

40. Have you ever changed clothes inside a vehicle?
When I was very small.

41. Are you happy with life right now?
Yup. But the abolishment of SPM and all exams would make it better.

42. Are you currently jealous?
Of?

43. What jewelery are you currently wearing?
My necklace?

44. What were you doing on friday night?
Studying. Midterm is coming.

45. Have you ever had your heart broken?
Nope.

46. Have you ever broken someone's heart?
Doubt it.

47. Is there anybody you're really disappointed in right now?
Not really.

48. What was the last reason you went to the doctor for?
cough, flu, fever. (I should live in a bubble)

49 How late did you stay up last night and why?
11pm. Reading.

50. Have you ever dated someone longer than a year?
Nope.

On drug addicts and the freedom of the pen denied.

So my school has this thing with people writing. Basically, they banned anything written which contains influences of magic and violence.

Me : So what do we write about now.

Ez : Factual essays.

Me : But most of them are boring.

Ez : Exactly.

And here's the best part, my two essay assignments came up.

1) I witnessed a robbery
2) I was a druggie.

So, I found it hard to twist what is a typical essay in my teacher's mind.
This is what she expects in the robbery essay.

Person goes to the bank/store. Person sees a few people acting funny.
Suddenly, it seemed to be a robbery where all of them were flat on the floor with the three funny people.
And miraculously, one of the robbers sneezed and person is the only one (with divine help) to escape even though he was on the other side of the store/bank.
And conviniently, when Person is out of the bank, there is a payphone, across the street parallel to the bank.
Person calls the police, who made it in a record breaking three minutes through traffic, fires, floods and the current monster terrorizing the city.
And when it is all over, Person refuses the reward given.
To conclude, Person will remember this for the rest of the Person's life.

And for the first time since she left SMSM, Alya did not answer the phone. She has decided to be clean again.

And now, I must continue doing my moral project.

You know, the one where you 'do' chores.

Test your IQ

So, it was my godmother's surprise party yesterday.

Good food, got bloated up and all that too.

But there was this two mathematical question which are brain sprainers

no 1.

This factory makes bottles. Out of the residue or 8 bottles, one extra bottles can be made.

So, if the factory made 512 bottles, how many extras are left.

Remember, this is a company, which means : More profit at less cost.

no 2.

A rooster costs rm 6

A hen costs rm 3

A baby chick cost 10 cents.

You must buy 100 chickens (roosters, hens and chicks) with only rm 100.

How many chickens did you buy from each category.

We figured out the first one quite quickly.

But the second one... still uncracked.

The person who gave us that puzzle told us he took a half-hour to figure it out.

and that is friends took two days.

My IQ is bad.

So my solution for the chickens, eat them all

Disturbed...

LIDRA is disturbed.

LIDRA stands for literature and drama. And it's sounds better than the drama club. So, today, after a month and a half of postpone-ment, it was my turn to plan what happens.

So, I controlled the for one hour.

I decided to play a game called : ALIBI

How to play:

two suspects have been caught for a crime they know nothing about.

They will have to leave the room as we figure out a crime.

Then, suspect 1 will enter. He/she will be interrogated.

Then, suspect 1 goes out and suspect 2 goes in. Goes through interrogation too.

If their alibis match, they are innocent. If not, guilty.

For some reason, when we switch suspects, they feel a need to shout out what they just said.

eg. SUNWAY LAGOON SUNWAY LAGOON

or something like that.

But, since I left the choice of crime up to my fellow LIDRA members, they are disturbing.

I don't want to talk about it...

Sports Rehearsal

The field was wet, and all the marchers are apparently made of steel or something since we are suppose to ignore the mud and march without noticing that we are getting flecks of mud everywhere.


I don't even mind the mud. But it's the fact that I am trying to concentrate on looking solemn and serious (this is hard) while marching. I really don't know why I can't smile...

Isn't a Sports Meet a good thing...

But I hate the stadium. Done. Someone should clean the toilets. It will do a lot of good.

Alya, I need to know your goodbye details.

(where did your floor go?)

Where I went insane

So, I went a hunting for masks pictures after the previous post and I went crazy.

Easter Bunnies unite.

I want to get back to writing on Fanfiction.net again.

When the time is right. (when I get through my writing block more like it...)

And tomorrow is Easter.

I heart Easter. I am just not big on going to church at 8 in the morning. And yesterday I attented the Good Friday mass at 12pm. Warmy warmikins.

So I want to wish Happy Easter in advance in case I don't get on my lappytop tomorrow.

And I want my chocolate egg.

And I want a carnival mask. This was after reading a fanfic on livejournal.

So...you know what to get me for my bday present. Or you can just buy me a present cause I am so awesome.

Holiday

Whoot ! Holiday tomorrow for Good Friday

Which means I have to go to church.

And Scott's is out of American Idol this week.

And did you tune in to Fly.fm yesterday where they staked out KLIA to catch a glimpse of David Archuleta?

It was hilarious. You could hear people screaming like crazy. It was so bad, they had to take him back inside KLIA. I think he went out at a different exit.

And there was this scout girl on the radio who was screaming:

"He's wearing a RED SHIRT!!! He's wearing a RED SHIRT!!!!"

Wow, how observant.

And I also caught a glimpse of Akademi Fantasia yesterday.

....

I was brought up to not say anything if there is nothing good to say.

And I just realised it,

I miss acting and debating.

But there's no way am I going to jump into the school concert.
The title :

Puteri Gunung Ledang

In English...

can you imagine it

Puteri Gusti : Saya hendak dua buah jambatan daripada emas dan perak dari Melaka gunung ini.

Saya juga inginkan semangkuk hati bakteria dan semangkuk hati nyamuk .

Akhirnya, saya inginkan setempayan air mata dan setempayan darah anak Sultan.

in English

I want two bridges made of gold and silver from Melaka to this mountain. Also, I wish for a bowl of bacteria hearts and a bowl of the hearts of mosquitoes. Lastly, I want a barrel of tears and a barrel of your ownly son's blood.

This is the way princesses say no last time to a proposal.

I guess I am dancing again

Center Stage

I wonder how I have gone through life not watching this show. It's good.

As Azelia puts it:

"It's the best dance show ever made"

People go watch it

1,2,3,4

Go listen to this song. It's awesome.

Better yet, go watch the vid.

I have a terrible obsession with notebooks.

I buy them but I don't use them. A few of them are lucky enough to be diaries but just a very small few. I just like the prints and the cover is always done wonderfully.

I say one today in MPH which is printed to look like a chocolate bar. Delicious...

The price isn't very delicious though...

And there is the problem where there are just so many books to read and the lack of resources I have to get that book. The problems also start when I refuse to borrow books. Because it won't be mine but someone else's.

Maybe that's why I am studying economics...

I need a new picture.

So...cheesecake won....

Yay.

Now, it's the march past and gymram's problem to win that other 50 points.

I also attended the IR day hosted by the Leo's.

It was fun.

The theme:

AN AFTERNOON WITH THE HEROES

And the whole day was fun with a parody of all the heroes and romeo and juliet. Where Bob the Builder gets the girl instead.

All in all a fun day.

And there was an overblown rumour that Jo's kneecap slipped. There real answer....she strained her ligament.

Lol

I shall now go look for a new pic

Tired is just a word...

Tug of war today.

Haha, red house and green house were like tofu.

So, tomorrow is the finals with blueberry cheesecake (try and guess)

I shall support the cheesecake.

Oh yeah, shoutout to SMSM, the banana song we use as an initiation has been pirated. It is used here by the cheesecake.

And to Ky and Vien, where were you on the 28th after the flag off? I didn't see you guys throughout the whole race and at the end of it.

I instead had someone bothering me for answers every left, right and centre.

Sadly, we didn't win. Me and Ez thought we will win when they didn't announce our name at second place. Haha.

And that is all. Alya, we shall make plans...to go out, makan and have fun...

...

as soon as one of us plans something.